This is a true story of a young college girl who passed away last month, at Shah Alam her name is Priya. She was hit by a lorry. I dont want to mention the name of the college. She has a boy friend named Shankar. He stays in Johor. Both of them are true lovers. They always hang on the phone. U can never see her without her handphone. She spends 3/4 of the day talking with Shankar. Priya’s family knows about their relationship.Shankar is very close with Priya’s family (just imagine their love). Before she passed away she always told her friends “If I pass away please burn me with my handphone” she also said the same thing to her parents.

 
After her death, people could not lift her coffin. I was there. A lot of them tried to do so but still could not. Everybody including me, had tried to carry the coffin, the result was still the same. Eventually, they called their neighbour, a “bomoh” from Thailand (Pak Darin), who is a friend of her father. He took a seat and started speaking to himself slowly. After a few minutes, he said “this girl misses something here”. Then her friends told Darin bout her intention to burn her with her phone. He then opened the coffin and place her phone and SIM card inside the casket. After that they tried to carry the coffin. It could be moved and they carried it into the van easily. All of us were shocked (Can u feel the fear and goose bumps?)

 
Priya’s parents didn’t inform Shankar that Priya had passed away (pity Shankar). After 2 weeks Shankar called Priya’s mom. Shankar :….”Aunty, I’m coming home today cook something nice for me. Dont tell Priya that I’m coming home today. I want to suprise her.” Her mother replied…..”U come home first, I want to tell u something very important.” After he came to Shah Alam, they told him the truth about Priya. Shankar thinks that they were playing a fool. He was laughing and said “Don’t try to fool me. Tell Priya to come out. I have a gift for her please stop this nonsense” Then, they showed him the original death certificate to make him believe.(Shankar started to sweat) He said… “It’s not true. We just spoke yesterday. She still calls me”, Shankar was shaking. Suddenly, Shankar’s phone rang. “See this is from Priya. See this…” he showed the phone to Priya’s family. All of them told him to answer. He talked using the loudspeaker mode. All of them heard his conversation Loud and Clear. No cross lines, no humming. It is the actual voice of Priya & there is no way others could use her simcard since it is nailed inside the coffin the were so shocked and asked for Pak Darin’s help again. Pak Darin brought his master (Tok Chen) to solve this matter. He & Darin worked for 5 hours. Then they discovered one thing…

 
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If anybody tells me that conquering Word Press was easy this very moment, I would bash that person until he gets all blue and black!!!

I HATE! HATE! HATE! Word Press *sob sob* This is one of the worst blogging moments in my life. I’ve actually had to edit two posts for 30 to 40 times due to alignment and yet, they still look awful. I never had that problem with blogspot before.

I wanna bang my keyboard each time I view my blog, it’s so irritating. I seriously need to get a sifu to teach me WP. Help, help *grovels on the floor* Any volunteers?

After 25 years of marriages, I took a good look at my wife one day and said, “Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old babe.

Now, we have a nice car, nice house, a big bed and Plasma screen TV, but I’m sleeping with a 50 years old woman.It seems to me you are not holding up your side of the deal”.

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old babe, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, and sleeping on a sofa bed.

Aren’t older women great? They really know how to solve your mid life crisis….

The wisdom of our ancestors! Some of my friends vouched for the accuracy of this system…

For those planning to have a baby & those who will need to plan in future, the chart below may help you to predict the sex of your future child.

The accuracy of the chart has been proved by thousands of people and is believed to be 99 percent accurate.

Believe it or not.
WOMAN’S CONCEIVING AGE
AGE 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31

AGE 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45

EXPLANATION

You can choose for yourself whether you want a boy or a girl by following the chart. The woman’s age range from 18 to 45 (chinese reckoning) is on the top line while the months Jan to Dec indicate the month when the baby is conceived.

By following the chart, you will be able to tell in advance whether your baby will be a boy or a girl. Thus, you can plan to have a boy or a girl. This chart has been taken from a royal tomb near Peking, China. The original copy is kept in the institute of Science of Peking.The accuracy of the chart has been proved by thousands of people and is believed to be 99 percent accurate.By reckoning, you follow a line drawn from the figure representing the woman’s age to a line drawn from the month the baby is conceived.

For instance, if the woman is 27 years old and her baby is conceived in Month 1 (according to the Chinese Lunar Calendar), then her baby will be a girl. The chart is based on the month the baby is conceived and not on the birth of the baby, B=Male, G=Female

Remarks: A Chinese Scientist discovered and drew this chart which was buried in a Royal tomb about 700 years ago.

Background:

Man’s sperm consists of X & Y spermatozoa. X spermatozoa decides the female whereas Y is the male.Referring to these physiological properties of the spermatozoa, gynecologists set up the theory of “Choice of Baby Girl or Boy”.

1st Factor : Food

If you want a baby girl : Husband must eat more alkaline food, wife eats more acidic food.

If you want a baby boy: Husband eats more acidic food, wife eats more alkaline food. Alkaline Food = vegetables, fruits, egg white, milk, algae, etc.Acidic Food = Meat, seafood, etc.

2nd Factor : Timing (When to do it?)

If you want a baby girl : Frequent copultaion during pre-ovulation period.

If you want a baby boy: Copulating just before ovulation or just after ovulation.

How to confirm ovulation period? Body temperature increases (you may want to use SPC chart to monitor your body temperature here. Surf to find what is SPC chart).

3rd Factor : Penetration (How to do it)

If you want a baby girl: Husband to avoid deep penetration in the female vagina during copulation. If you want a baby boy : Deep penetration by the husband is suggested.

Reasoning: Characteristics of X & Y spermatozoa: X : Marathon runner with good stamina Y : Sprinter but poor stamina
So, with deep penetration, the chances for Y to reach destination will be higher.

4th Factor : Stimulation

If you want a baby girl: Wife should avoid stimulation during copulation. Secretion from female vagina becomes alkaline when stimulated, therefore this promotes the activity of Y spermatozoa.

If you want a baby boy: Husband ejaculates after wife has been stimulated.

5th Factor : Wife’s Preparation

If you want a baby girl : Rinse the vagina with solution dissolving 2 spponfuls of white vinegar in 1 liter of water. Since an acidic condition decreases activity of spermatozoon. If you want a baby boy: Rinse the vagina with solution dissolving 2 spoonfuls of soda in 1 liter of water.

6th Factor : PositioningIf you want a baby girl : Female to be on the top position & male to be on the bottom position. If you want a baby boy: Male to be on the top position & female to be on the bottom position.This posture allows the Y spermatozoon to reach the destination faster.