Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a
woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience. There
was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!

She said it was midwinter… snowing and quite cold… and the guy had
taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah. It was a
day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and truly had
never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they
were headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back down the
mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had
that extra latte. They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest
room and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold
it, which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow
and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better
stop and let her pee beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his
car.

They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants
down and started. In the deep snow she didn’t have good footing, so she let
her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion
stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and in deed was a real
gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the
relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation.
Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation.

As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks
were firmly glued against the car’s fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to
pump handles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her
flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new
problem due to the extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and yet aware of
the humor of the moment, she answered her date’s concerns about “what is
taking so long” with a reply that indeed, she was “freezing her butt off
and in need of some assistance!”

He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and
then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She
too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves,
they assessed her dilemma..

Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a
real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly
cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her
into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there
was only one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her
first-time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the
fender.

As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands
down… or perhaps that should be “pants down.” ..

And you thought your first date was embarrassing. Jay Leno’s comment

“This certainly brings a new meaning to Getting Pissed Off” :)